Breaking News - Mahali Meth Lab!

In a shocking development on the beach scene, the site of surf, fun and play was today a crime scene location as SurfWatch's crime tip number received reports of a meth lab on Mahali. 





SurfWatch immediately tp'd to the scene to investigate.  QUENCH Spotter was found performing CPR on a beautiful bystander who unwittingly entered the lab and had to be pulled to safety after exposure to toxic substances.




While Mr. Spotter has had no formal training in CPR, he insisted he be allowed to attempt it in this case, and we applaud his concern for the welfare of the public.





When asked for a statement on this lab found on his sim, Mr. Spotter stated, "It's awful! For the record, I do not use drugs nor condone their use for anyone unless it's naturally grown and of high quality!
This type of behavior is not welcomed in Mori resorts! I'm disgusted and hurt that people in the surfing community would build such random drug labs right under our noses (no pun intended). One sec, textures are spinning~...Oh yes! And a full investigation is in order to stop such practices! Please everyone, let's stand as ONE!! And stop this monster before it affects all our surf babes and sucks in their bodies and faces.... um, I meant our children!"  SurfWatch believes Mr. Spotter may have investigated the substance a little too closely...

VW Sands, owner of the Mori resorts, remains unavailable for comment.  QUENCH Spotter states it's believed that his brother-in-law is said to be hiding out in Columbia evading trafficking laws of high quality cannabis in the USA and Sweden.
 
 
 
 
Word on the street is investigators may have to call in Bandit to scour the scene for clues and crack this case.  SurfWatch will keep you posted on breaking news in this case!
 
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3 comments:

Bandit said...

I'm on it!!!

Colleen Brennan said...

If Bandit is on the case it will probably be solved before you print this.

Mick wonders said...

Hmm, scratches chin. Wonders if Q associates with any outlaw biker gang members or mexican mafia given his So Cal roots... ponders