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Kekoa Arbizu said...

Dear Tauri, i wonder if you can help me? ;)

My fried, Rod has cheezy feet. I recently asked him for a pretty pink surfboard. He rezzed a prim that required length but accidentally interchanged the feet and inches (like men do!). When I measured the surfboard I only had 5/8 of the length I required. What size board did I originally ask for?

SurfWatch/Tauri Tigerpaw said...

Ah, yes, Kek (sigh) men often exaggerate the inches into feet...and speaking of feet, we're so happy you brought up the matter of Rod's cheezy feet since it's an issue that has been floating around SL surfing that no one has been willing to publicly address. We are at this time trying to determine if this question is a math problem (if two trains leave at 8:03 both traveling at 53 mph towards eachother...) or a health issue and will have a response to you shortly! In the meantime, keep Rod's feet quarantined, carry a ruler, and keep riding the waves!!!

Kekoa Arbizu said...

Tauri, ty so much for your answer!

I think the 2 trains solution would be both (health and maths) as they left at 8:03. Although what if instead of trains we used brains + leaving @ say 9.02? Yours and mine for example. Would that be a matter of catastrophic security issues, pressing DEFCOM and the SL surfing community to produce a new code…Code Blonde perhaps? I feel this is important to know.

I wish people had asked me about Rods feet as there is a simple solution = place each foot in between two soft burger buns and eat them…if you micro them 2 mins, let sit for 30 secs, the yumminez will run down to your elbow. No worries, cheezy feet grow back after 24 hrs.

TY and hugz for the advice and have fun

love, Keks (now with a ruler tucked in her kini lol ;))

SurfWatch/Tauri Tigerpaw said...

Er, Kek? CODE BLONDE!!! I think it's time for we two blondes to leave the station at - let's make it 7:03 before Rod gets up! (We can grab some Rod-cheezy-feet burgers for breakfast on our way outa town!)

Kekoa Arbizu said...

After eating cheezy feet sandwiches, Tauri and Kekoa went on their (CODE BLONDE!!) mission. Running together in opposite directions, leaving at exactly 7:03. Eventually their hair follicles collided causing a black hole, sucking the whole SL community to live in neighbouring surfing sims with perfect waves where love, sun and anarchy prevailed…scientist and mathematicians gathered from all corners of SL and awarded them the Nobel Prize! And off they went and spend all their winnings on tequila, surfboards and lipgloss.

Unfortunately they forgot all about Rod who had to eat his own cheezy feet and ended up weighting 500lbs. This turn of events got him banned from all surfing sims because he kept breaking all the loaner boards as he sat upon them ,the cost was astronomical!

Well…he should not have threatened us ;) *giggles*

Post collision photo of Rod: http://www.flickr.com/photos/me_myself_and_eins/3854467011/sizes/o/